When I would make sure I didn't see a doctor again

This is a tell, to run, run like the wind...

"He praised Hitler while slicing me with a scalpel, but I thought he was just an interesting character."

I'm not sure of too much in my life, but there are a few things I am certain of:

1. Never buy clothes from the same place Al Davis shops.

2. If you are in a geography bee, make sure you are matched up against George W. Bush.

3. There can be no taint worse than Ann Coulter's taint.

4. It's better to drink Absorbine Jr. than be treated by Mengele Jr.

Oh, I'm pretty confident of one thing too.

This guy had to have posted on occasion to FreeRepublic.com