Wednesday, July 05, 2006

"Yes, this is Karl Rove Mrs. Lay"

"Reminding you that Ken always wanted a small, private -- and I mean private funeral"

Mrs. Lay: "Actually, I'm not sure..."

Rove: "I'm not sure you understand me, Mrs. Lay, and perhaps those gentlemen you see outside your window can explain it to you better -- Ken wanted a small, private funeral, without people outside the family attending."

Mrs. Lay: "Well, since I have no choice."

Rove: You don't. Sorry for your loss. You never heard from me."

*click*

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