Pounding the Viagra

MSNBC is apparently going to cover the pending Bush Address tonight with as long a pre-event show as we are subjected to each and every Super Bowl Sunday. That is a LOT of Tweety condensed into a 12-hour period. I don't know if the man can maintain an erection for that long, but then again, he did seem to be constantly aroused by the presence of Bush Sr. during the eternal Ford Funeral.

How many times will Tweety call Bush and/or McCain "Manly"?

How many times will the phrase "Stiff Opposition" be used?

If Tweety were British, imagine the number of times "Cock Up" would spew forth, or "Buggered"?

But sadly, Tweety is our very own, we cannot even pass him off on Canada -- because they're vigilent about that sort of thing. They gave us Geddy Lee, they are NOT taking Chris Matthews as quid pro quo.