Goon Squad

For some reason, I felt sort of sorry for Scotty McLellan -- lying out of his ass, to his credit, just didn't seem to be a talent [of course, he still took the paycheck to lie out his ass].

But even if I didn't have a "very" small soft-spot for the worst poker player in the history of the universe, I'd still feel for him after seeing Bill Orally send his stalkerbots to Scotty's home is the kind of giant asshole behavior we have learned to expect from FoxNews best known sexual deviant.