The Wisdom of Greenboy

On the idiocy of right-wingers praising the shooting of a satellite as proof of the brilliance of "star wars":

Let's make sure to convince our enemies to sign an agreement that when they attack us, they will:

1) Use only bus-sized or larger missiles
2) Give us the path & trajectory information 90 days in advance
3) Not take any defensive counter measures
4) Send only a single missile at a time, with no multiple warheads

Then it should work like a charm every time!

And as a commenter there mentioned:

5) Wait to attack us until the weather is clear.