Thursday, April 15, 2010

And what of her pending suit...

Against Hitachi for the "Magic Wand"?

Hmmm?

Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old from Manchester (UK), claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.

After falling from her Wii Fit board, Flowers reports that even minor vibrations--such as from a food processor, she says-- "turns her on." She was told by a doctor that she had suffered a damaged nerve that has provoked "persistent sexual arousal syndrome."


Well, they do call it a Wii.

By the way, granted I'm not an expert on feminine arousal (please fill in joke here, along with the sworn statements of past girlfriends) and I think I've mentioned this before, but it always amazes me that Hitachi made my Plasma television, gigantic heavy machinery, and the world's best selling vibrator.

4 comments:

Raoul Paste said...

This is just low-hanging fruit.

Next: men of America put a slippery surface on their wives' Wii units, etc, etc.

sukabi said...

Someone should fix her up with Larry King... I hear he's looking for #9... guaranDAMNtee you that will cure her "persistent sexual arousal syndrome".

pansypoo said...

um, idiot?

Anonymous said...

tell her Tiger Woods might have the phone number of a sex clinic she could visit. vox