Hmmm?
Amanda Flowers, a 24-year-old from Manchester (UK), claims that a Wii Fit injury has turned her into a sex addict.
After falling from her Wii Fit board, Flowers reports that even minor vibrations--such as from a food processor, she says-- "turns her on." She was told by a doctor that she had suffered a damaged nerve that has provoked "persistent sexual arousal syndrome."
Well, they do call it a Wii.
By the way, granted I'm not an expert on feminine arousal (please fill in joke here, along with the sworn statements of past girlfriends) and I think I've mentioned this before, but it always amazes me that Hitachi made my Plasma television, gigantic heavy machinery, and the world's best selling vibrator.
4 comments:
This is just low-hanging fruit.
Next: men of America put a slippery surface on their wives' Wii units, etc, etc.
Someone should fix her up with Larry King... I hear he's looking for #9... guaranDAMNtee you that will cure her "persistent sexual arousal syndrome".
um, idiot?
tell her Tiger Woods might have the phone number of a sex clinic she could visit. vox
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