...the NIV Thinline Bible: Stock Car Edition is sure to be a motorsports fan's favorite Bible. Motor Racing Outreach, a ministry to the world of motorsports, has partnered with Zondervan to create this Bible designed to delight race fans. MRO brings testimonies and photographs of the popular race personalities with whom they work on a daily basis—-the drivers, the pit crews, the media spokespeople, and others associated with the world of racing. Combined with the complete text of the New International Version and offered in two innovative and cost-effective bindings, this title will make a wonderful gift for the true racing fan.
Hmm. In this version, Jesus rides into Jerusalem on a factory-sponsored 12-horsepower chariot instead of a donkey, along a route on which he only turns left....
"MRO brings testimonies and photographs of the popular race personalities with whom they work on a daily basis—-the drivers, the pit crews, the media spokespeople, and others associated with the world of racing."
That's not even a complete sentence. I guess we now know where the Teabagger's signs come from.
And it's, "offered in two innovative and cost-effective bindings"? Just shoot me now; I'm done.
Rising Hegemon
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Hmm. In this version, Jesus rides into Jerusalem on a factory-sponsored 12-horsepower chariot instead of a donkey, along a route on which he only turns left....
Foul demons who clog these injector points, BE GONE!
OK, Montag, but if he came back today, Jesus would totally want his own Popemobile!
-Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs!
pfft. jesus wants a formula 1.
"MRO brings testimonies and photographs of the popular race personalities with whom they work on a daily basis—-the drivers, the pit crews, the media spokespeople, and others associated with the world of racing."
That's not even a complete sentence. I guess we now know where the Teabagger's signs come from.
And it's, "offered in two innovative and cost-effective bindings"? Just shoot me now; I'm done.
Does God deserve a Porsche? Yes He does. Yes HE does! And he's asked me to drive it! So give my brothers and sisters!
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