Thursday, April 15, 2010

Eternal Dough for the Spotted Pantload


Jonah Goldberg doesn't care about all those real damned Presidents; Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush and how they didn't drop the big one.

No, he wants to know if Barack Obama has the guts of fictional President Bill "Independence Day" Pullman had in using nukes against an actual, but completely fictional, alien invasion.

You know, the important, realistic, shit.

4 comments:

JDM said...

Fat retarded jit bag.

pansypoo said...

somebody wants a nuke between their legs. yee haw!

CPinHI said...

Didn't nuking Houston in the movie totally not work at all???

If we are using Independence Day to judge real life people, then we have to remember that it was really Jeff Goldblum, the clever liberal environmentalist computer geek, who saved the world.

Montag said...

Doughy has always had a rather tenuous grip on reality, so it comes as no surprise that fiction is his standard for judging the real world....