Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Oh goody, more passive-aggressive bullshit for the Village

It's just not the same if Joe's brow-beaten, quasi-wife is not visually besweatered talking about how empty women's lives are if they haven't gotten preggers during a bender.

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski are putting their radio show on a brief hiatus as the show is retooled and expanded to three hours.


Re-TOOLED?

How much "tool" can one show have? Are they importing a Doocy child?

5 comments:

Athenawise said...

"Retooled and expanded" probably means they're bringing in a third host, this one with a penis.

Montag said...

They're out looking for yet another absolute tool to complement the two tools already on the program....

Either that or there's surgery somehow involved to make Scarborough an even bigger tool than he already is.

sukabi said...

oh good, an expanded format... maybe that will allow listeners to explore Joe's connection with his dead intern Lori

pansypoo said...

3 hours??? OMG. locking radio on NPR.

jimmiraybob said...

I'm hoping it's a vice grip or maybe a large monkey wrench.