This is the sort of scenario that cries out for the subtle comic stylings of Attaturk.
All I can say is, keep it classy, Republicans.
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reminds me of the opthamological joke on finding the patient had a bad case of rectitus. Whazzat? The optic nerve got crossed with the rectal nerve and it gives you a shitty outlook on life. Physicians heal thyselves. vox
I wonder if Barney was flying first class? If not, maybe he can learn a thing or two from the leader of the everyday, salt-of-the-Earth, Good Americans Party on how to not rub elbows with the common riff raff (excuse me, I just got dizzy, I'm losing track of who's the riff raff and who's the salt-of-the-Earth).
Among other perks, Palin will fly first class - if she flies commercial. If not, "the private aircraft MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger ...," - from above
"What if (heaven forfend!) Nancy Pelosi had to sit next to one of us on an airplane?"
Well, you won't have to because, as 3rd in succession to the Presidency, she flies in a government jet (all true Reich-wingers know about that jet) courtesy of a directive from Prezinet Drinkey McSimpleton!
Rising Hegemon
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reminds me of the opthamological joke on finding the patient had a bad case of rectitus.
Whazzat?
The optic nerve got crossed with the rectal nerve and it gives you a shitty outlook on life.
Physicians heal thyselves.
vox
Shit-faced disruptive ophthalmologist sisters?
Guess that means bloodshot eyes and assholes run in the family.
I wonder if Barney was flying first class? If not, maybe he can learn a thing or two from the leader of the everyday, salt-of-the-Earth, Good Americans Party on how to not rub elbows with the common riff raff (excuse me, I just got dizzy, I'm losing track of who's the riff raff and who's the salt-of-the-Earth).
Among other perks, Palin will fly first class - if she flies commercial. If not, "the private aircraft MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger ...," - from above
how can they be eye doctors with teabags in their eyes?
Intoxicated ophthalmologist sisters
Great band name...
"What if (heaven forfend!) Nancy Pelosi had to sit next to one of us on an airplane?"
Well, you won't have to because, as 3rd in succession to the Presidency, she flies in a government jet (all true Reich-wingers know about that jet) courtesy of a directive from Prezinet Drinkey McSimpleton!
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