Thursday, April 15, 2010

You can't out "crank" me Jon Voight!!!

Michael Moriarty who left Law & Order to become a professional complainer before this whole blogging thing caught on, is a 12th Level Teabagger (-4 intelligence, -2 wisdom, +3 saving throw against Robert Pattinson), sort of Jon Voight for the non-Oscar winning set.

But he's just as logical:

...the Progressives now move from legalized abortion to Health Care Death Panels.


Yes, damn those American progressives and their pro-choice positions and health care reform.

What has brought you to this point Mikey?

As a self-imposed exile, my life’s journey from my birthplace in Detroit, Michigan to Canada is a bit longer than the mild jaunt across the Ambassador Bridge from Detroit to Windsor, Ontario.

The country I left under the subtly unconstitutional care of Bill and Hillary Clinton has now exploded into the incipiently treasonous arrogance of the Obama Nation.


Wait...you left America because of Clinton's efforts on health care reform in the United States...

FOR SINGLE PAYER, SOCIALIZED MEDICINED CANADA?!!!!

Dayum, this guy's making Chuck Norris and Victoria Jackson look only regularly moronic.

12 comments:

sukabi said...

if he's living in Canada, I don't see what his beef is with the US... seems like he should be taking on the system that he's currently mooching off of... THEIR socialized, single payer healthcare system.... that provides abortion WITHOUT ANY RESTRICTIONS...

Or he can just shut his trap and enjoy those things he can avail himself of up there that he can't get down here, and let those of us that actually live and pay taxes down here figure it out.

Mr. Hedley Bowes said...

The latest interview with Victoria Jackson left me wondering if she's putting on us on?

sukabi said...

the short answer to that Mr. Hedley Bowes is no....

that's an awfully long act if she is... she's been saying crazy, racist kinds of things about Obama for the last 2+ years... kind of a long time for anyone, let alone a mental midget to keep up an act...

DanF said...

Back in her SNL days, I thought her comedic gift was that you believed her stupidity was an act and she was so good at it, you just couldn't be certain, so it was OK to laugh at her. Turns out we were really laughing at her, and her comedic gift was to not mind it.

pansypoo said...

apparently fame has another side effect of making stars stupid. or willing to reveal the stupidity at will.

Graham said...

Geez, and I thought that Dennis Miller has the inside lead on becoming a stupid, bloviating idiot...this guy takes the prize.

Anonymous said...

Holy fuck--- what the hell is this fucking maroon doing in Canada?

I wish we could put him in front of one of our Socialist Health Care Death Panels, or else force him to have a Gay Abortion.

Why doesn't he move bag to Teabaggerville and live happily ever after busily saving Moron Civilization with his fucking moron friends?

-Privatize the Profits! Socialize the Costs!

Montag said...

Too many people trying to channel John Wayne, I think....

Bells said...

I have a sound editor friend of mine who worked on one of this moron's miniseries a (long) while ago. Apparently they had to redo some of the lines cuz the sound didn't come through clearly enough. So they brought this Moronarity back to recite these lines, and the whole time he alternated between reciting the line in question and cursing everyone associated with the production. A tape started circulating. It was f-ing hilarious, but even then I thought what a damn jerk this dude was for something that happens pretty much all the time.

Anonymous said...

Gawd! Even for this Jesuit-educated former Catholic, this drivel was just painful to read. Painful! I hope he was better at his "Greek and Latin" than English because that's some truly awful writing. And I'm not just referring to sentence structure.

And thank you, Dr. Turk, for finding this so I didn't have to.

jimmiraybob said...

Too many people trying to channel John Wayne

Imagine trying to channel John Wayne and all you get is Marion Robert Morrison lounging around the swimming pool in a modest Hollywood bungalow.

Reality, such a cruel mistress.

The Kenosha Kid said...

I heard this guy interviewed on NPR back in the day. The reason he fled the US because after Waco and Ruby Ridge he thought the jack-booted stormtroopers were gonna come for him in a black helicopter (not joking). The sad thing is that he still hasn't figured out he fucked up.