Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Over/Under Tweetys for this evening

Spittle: Over/under 1 gallon.

Drool: Over/under 1 pint

Speculating on how well Boehner fills out the back of his Dockers on the golf course: Over/under 3 times.

Speculating on how well Boehner fills out the front of his dockers on the golf course:
Over/under 45 times.

Calling 'Murica a center/right nation: Over/Under 95,000 times...or just once, but continuously.

Wrongly defining what an 'Aqua Buddah' is: Over/under 99.9%

4 comments:

pansypoo said...

propaganda is so relaxing. see, americans don't have to change.

Anonymous said...

or hope. vox

jimmiraybob said...

I think that we should give our new Teapublican Party overlords the benefit of the doubt and extend our hand in friendship and comity so that through their wise and benevolent leadership we can foster a cooperative environment for governing this great nation by reason and principled compromise for the abject betterment of all the people.

I thought that I'd have something snappy and snarky to say at this point but not so much.

omen said...

you're scaring me with the red ink and the drool over boner's trousers.