Tuesday, August 02, 2011

All Apologies

Representative Doug Lamborn (R - Colorado) would like to apologize for referring to President Obama as a tar baby. Henceforth he shall use less racist descriptions like spook or spear-chucker.

Because Doug Lamborn wants you to know he is not a racist. A homophone homophobe and bigot sure, but not a racist. Some of his unmet best friends are black.

3 comments:

Montag said...

He's a homophone?

Does that suggest that he's secretly binaural?

jimmiraybob said...

A homophone and bigot...

Is a homophone like a megaphone that helps to project one's bigotry against the homosexuals?

pansypoo said...

he has a fucking opponent. right? RIGHT?!?