Friday, March 02, 2012

The jokes write themselves

So it wasn't a bomb, or a plumbing emergency, at Rush Limbaugh's house yesterday:
According to WPBF 25 News reporter Ari Hait, the package was nothing more than a business opportunity
Apparently somebody forgot to leave the package of hillbilly heroin at the back door.


StonyPillow said...

Comes right down to it, wingnuts are wussies. Just about every one, and especially Pilonides Limbaugh.

Montag said...

What on earth makes Limpballs think he's worth a jail term?

No one, not even a violent paranoiac, is going to bother doing him in. He's just not worth the effort.

Anonymous said...

Homeland Security thought they detected a suspicious methane cloud, but it was just Rush after eating chili.

pansypoo said...

cool, he;s afraid + has to pay for security.