Friday, March 02, 2012

The jokes write themselves

So it wasn't a bomb, or a plumbing emergency, at Rush Limbaugh's house yesterday:
According to WPBF 25 News reporter Ari Hait, the package was nothing more than a business opportunity
Apparently somebody forgot to leave the package of hillbilly heroin at the back door.

4 comments:

StonyPillow said...

Comes right down to it, wingnuts are wussies. Just about every one, and especially Pilonides Limbaugh.

Montag said...

What on earth makes Limpballs think he's worth a jail term?

No one, not even a violent paranoiac, is going to bother doing him in. He's just not worth the effort.

Anonymous said...

Homeland Security thought they detected a suspicious methane cloud, but it was just Rush after eating chili.

pansypoo said...

cool, he;s afraid + has to pay for security.