Tuesday, January 08, 2013

Steps to fix the economy

1.   Make Giant Trillion Dollar Plaintinum Coin.

2.   Make it hollow.

3.   Tell Koch Brothers, Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate inside.

4.   Tell Walton family and Papa John same thing.

5.     Accept bids starting at $1 trillion and one dollars, no reserve AND no backsies.

6.     Treat whole country to one Nacho Cheese Dorito Taco each with profit.

7.     Compare shell of Taco to Boehner fleshtone.

8.     Laugh

9.     Spend rest of money on fixing plumbing infrastructure in wake of everyone eating one of those shit awful tacos.


Anonymous said...

THIS! is the greatest idea in the history of the United States of America. Unfortunately, that means nothing will ever come of it.


Athenawise said...

Best. Post. Ever.

pansypoo said...

butbutbut i don't like cheese or tacos.

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bbbustard said...

Between this and the Cohen post, you are having a most brilliant morning!
Thank You, and I want some of whatever you're taking!Genius