Rising Hegemon
1. Make Giant Trillion Dollar Plaintinum Coin.
2. Make it hollow.
3. Tell Koch Brothers, Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate inside.
4. Tell Walton family and Papa John same thing.
5. Accept bids starting at $1 trillion and one dollars, no reserve AND no backsies.
6. Treat whole country to one Nacho Cheese Dorito Taco each with profit.
7. Compare shell of Taco to Boehner fleshtone.
8. Laugh
9. Spend rest of money on fixing plumbing infrastructure in wake of everyone eating one of those shit awful tacos.
5 comments:
THIS! is the greatest idea in the history of the United States of America. Unfortunately, that means nothing will ever come of it.
KidRanger
Best. Post. Ever.
butbutbut i don't like cheese or tacos.
Attaturk, my dear friend--
Your Photoshop ship has arrived-- Adobe is now offering Creative Suite 2 for FREE DOWNLOAD:
Just register as an Adobe member at https://www.adobe.com/account/sign-in.adobedotcom.html?returnURL=http://www.adobe.com/ (thanks C.A./A.C., for the direct link)
Then go here: http://www.adobe.com/downloads/cs2_downloads/index.html
Choose the Full Suite, or ala carte.
There is a pdf file to help with the install. Extras file is good if you d/l the entire suite.
The Product Key is right there on the d/l page. They even include a set of video tutorials for free (the zip file).
They just got tired of fighting the pirating, and decided to post CS2 in hopes that people will pay the smaller fee to upgrade to the latest CS6.
So... have fun.
You're welcome!
No excuses for shitty Photoshop now, pal!!!
MF
Between this and the Cohen post, you are having a most brilliant morning!
Thank You, and I want some of whatever you're taking!Genius
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