We did manage to go without a terror alert since the election of 2004 didn't we?
Well, eventually historians will confirm what we suspect about that.
But for now, you know they are simply waiting until Karl Rove is indicted.
In addition don't worry, the "Terror Alerts" will return in the Summer and Fall of 2006 people. Like the porn stars returning to Silicon Valley when the casting call for Anal Intruder 23 goes out.