Friday, December 23, 2005

Shorter Legal Genius, Abu Al "Renfield" Gonzales -- Subtracting the Attorney from Attorney General since 2005

"Rule of Law is vital to our system. And that shit, it is delicious!"

For example, the "Rule of Law" says that it is okay for the President to snoop into the communications of private American Citizens, as long as we call it a non-descriminatory name like "MUSLIMS OF AMERICA"

But the Rule of Law also prohibits a Democratic President from not admitting he got his knob slobbered.

Invading YOUR privacy rights OKAY!

Blow jobs: CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!

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