Jonesin' For some Preznitial Happy Talk On Eye-Rack

Pass the Kool-aid and take yourself a long pull because the happy wanderer king George is coming out to tell us just how great things are going in our protectorate known as Eye-rack. Can't someone just tell him if he wants to look just like the other sheiks hangin' out in the our desert playground called the Persian Gulf that he can put on the robes and headwear, nobody is going to care.

Oh, and make sure you remind him of this really good news.

Police found the bodies of four men dangling from electrical pylons Monday in a Baghdad Shiite slum, hours after car bombs and mortars shells ripped through teeming market streets, killing at least 58 people and wounding more than 200.

The grim scene underscored fears Sunday's bloody assault on a stronghold of radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr would plunge
Iraq into another frenzy of sectarian killing.

Bomb blasts in Baghdad, Kirkuk and Tikrit — many of them targeting Iraqi police patrols — killed at least 10 more people Monday and wounded more than 30. They included a U.S. soldier killed in a roadside bombing in east Baghdad, the military said. A U.S. Marine was reported killed the previous day in the western insurgent-plagued province of Anbar.

I can't wait to hear what king George says. He usually makes no sense but whatever he discusses is stated with such aplomb you can't help but be optimistic!!

Maybe someone should tell this woman. It might just make her feel better.