"What a drag it is being old
Things are different today
Since 9/11 my Georgie say
Peace and Prosperity's a bore,
So I take one of my pills
and I can fly away my ills
It's amazing what a little
drug can do."
Laura Bush was just your run of the mill First Lady, until she discovered that a strange combination of Xanax Extra Strength, Virginia Slims and Makers Mark gave her the ability to fly -- you know like Mohammad or Sally Field.
George: Say Lump how about you and me go on a bike ride?
Laura: But George, you know the NSC briefing this morning said that they believed a dirty bomb had been smuggled into the port of New York.
George: Ah, my friends the Abu Dabai Doodies would never let such a thing happen. It's no sweat. I wanna go on a bike ride. Either you're with me or agin' me.
Laura: George, why don't you go biking with Condi? I was going to fly out to see Jenna.
Bush: But the other one is here. You know, um, the one we named after my mother.
Laura: Sorry, George, but Jenna needs me.
And with that, Laura Bush takes flight across America!
After visiting her daughter, it's time for a small detour to deal with her long-time tormentor!
Eat this you old hag!
Join us next week when Laura flies over the Vice-President's mansion: