Happy last day of the year, soon you people will start to atone for all the suffering the Christians and Muslims have afflicted upon you. It's a good thing so many of you are into fatalism, because man I tell you, when Jesus & Mohammad give you a pass on doing shit, as long as you can give a meaningless apology it sure does tell you how religion has evolved. I mean, you folks still have to mean it!
And a special shout-out to Paul Wolfowitz, talk about
hard work, you sure do have a LOT of shit to atone
for. What's the Hebrew word for "perpetual atonement"?
And George Allen, the Jimmy Dean people have shipped
your Yom Kippur order via UPS.