Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Stand by for the next round of "I'm notta jew!"

George Allen, he's the master of mishegoss:

Speaking with The Times-Dispatch, Allen said the disclosure is "just an interesting nuance to my background." He added, "I still had a ham sandwich for lunch. And my mother made great pork chops."


I can see it now this Friday:

"I saw 'Fiddler on the Roof' but I didn't enjoy it. Harvey Feirstein was good though...D'oh!"

Monday, September 25:

"Yes, when I was young I took part in a pogrom, but I made it a point only to beat on the old and infirm...D'oh!"

Tuesday, October 3:

"My favorite movie candy is juju bees but that doesn't mean I think they are made out of the blood of Christian babies...D'oh!"

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