Thursday, August 16, 2007


Well, I guess I've got to add two new shrieking GOP Harpies to The Neverending Wingnut Harpy Conga Line™: Karen Hanratty and Amanda Carpenter of ClownHall. The former seems to be walking the razor's edge between sanity and insanity. Tweety must have a crush on the latter, as she and her incisors have been on "Hardbollocks" virtually every night this week. Get a load of her snarling smile as Tweety breaks for the commercials. By the way, Carpenter is as shrill as they come, but I never hear Tweety musing about her "modulating her voice."

So...The Neverending Wingnut Harpy Conga Line™ as it stands today:
  1. Peggy Noonan (gotta let the old fart grande dame lead up the line, right?)
  2. Kate Ole 60 Grit O'Beirne (co-leader with Nutter Noonan)
  3. Phyllis Schlafly (mother(fucker) of them all)
  4. Lynne Cheney
  5. Mona Charen
  6. Mary Matalin
  7. Coulter
  8. Madingaling
  9. Ann BanAlthouse
  10. Laura Ingraham
  11. Kathleen Parker
  12. K-Lo
  13. Pamela "Atlas Shrugs Please Look at My Jugs" Oshry
  14. Debbie Schlussel
  15. Liz Cheney
  16. Laura Schlessinger
  17. Marie Jon
  18. Karen Hughes
  19. Melanie Morgan
  20. Megan Cox Gurdon
  21. Monica Crowley
  22. Bay Buchanan
  23. Mary Katherine Ham
  24. Amanda Carpenter
  25. Karen Hanratty
Christ, there are many more, but I'm to tired to list them all. Put 'em in comments and I'll add to the list.

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