Thursday, August 23, 2007

And now...

We ask the important question...

What literary work will Bush show he's never read next? I can just see him citing their titles:

-- "Pride of Prejudice"?

-- "Uncle Tom Sawyer's Cabin"?

-- "Das Kapital One"?

-- "Jewish gay-dude on the Roof"?

-- "Lady Chatterly's Lover at a Small Midwestern University who never thought this would happen to Him"?

This speech was supposed to be newly reappointed Bush "strategist" Ed Gillespie's big debut.

Christ on a cracker, Ed, why don't you just cut out the middle man, call FoxNews and proceed to take a big steaming dump on Pennsylvania Avenue?

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