What literary work will Bush show he's never read next? I can just see him citing their titles:
-- "Pride of Prejudice"?
-- "Uncle Tom Sawyer's Cabin"?
-- "Das Kapital One"?
-- "Jewish gay-dude on the Roof"?
-- "Lady Chatterly's Lover at a Small Midwestern University who never thought this would happen to Him"?
This speech was supposed to be newly reappointed Bush "strategist" Ed Gillespie's big debut.
Christ on a cracker, Ed, why don't you just cut out the middle man, call FoxNews and proceed to take a big steaming dump on Pennsylvania Avenue?