Let me know when he compares himself to Anne Frank:
"December 9 to my family, to us, to me, is what Pearl Harbor Day was to the United States," [Rod Blagojevich] told the Associated Press. "It was a complete surprise, completely unexpected. And just like the United States prevailed in that, we'll prevail in this."
Can we sink his hair in Lake Michigan and build a memorial?
(pic from here)