Where else can a Teabagging nude centerfold become a member of "the world's greatest deliberative body"?
Where else can a half-wit beauty queen come within a hair's breadth of being a heartbeat away from the most powerful job on the planet?
Where else can a prostitute transform himself into a journalist and gain access to the White House 196 times in two years?
On this day, we really should be celebrating the endless possibilities for self-reinvention that our wonderful country offers.
Or we should drink heavily.
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