Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Shorter David Brooks

America -- In Summary by David Brooks

It's a good-thing Applebee's has a sneeze-guard on that fictional salad bar I give it -- because if I was ever in one -- fat chance! -- I'd need it when I read one of the non-sticking-together pages of my copy of the Federalist Pages.

I swear this moron thinks someday today's column will form the narrative of a Levi's ad.

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