1. We're not a very big blog. K-Lo mockery is a niche industry.
2. We're not great, orange, nor Satan.
3. I've never met some of this blog's contributors, let alone commenters.
4. Paul Krugman doesn't read this blog -- oh, and I'm no economist.
5. Wolverine doesn't read this blog either.
6. I didn't even get an appearance fee at that one Yearly Attaturk.