The Department of Homeland Security Redundancy

Allegedly THIS is breaking news:

The United States has received information about additional possible terror targets in the country, including the U.S. Capitol in Washington, a counterterror official said on Sunday.

Homeland security adviser Frances Townsend said on CBS' "Face the Nation" the targets were in addition to the five cited last week when the terror threat alert was raised to the second-highest level for financial buildings in Washington, New York and Newark, New Jersey.

Asked if there had been a threat against Washington or lawmakers, Townsend said, "Yes, in the past and as part of this continuing threat stream, and so we shared that with them."

Wow, the terrorists have a desire to strike at the Capitol?

NOOOOOOOOOOO, you're fucking joking?

This is coming from the suddenly ubiquitous Frances "F" Townsend, instead of Tom Ridge.

It appears that quietly;

Captain Obvious

Apparently caught in mid-orgasm...

Has been replaced with

Lady No-Shit Sherlock

Lighten up Frances.