Monday, August 09, 2004

Fish Stories:

This weekend we learned that when the going gets tough, the Bushes go fishing! Hey, make sure you kind of hide Noelle.


Tom Ridge reveals the level of threat from the terrorists for the press, and then further reveals the level of his arousal.


The President tries to explain how his brother Neil (on left in blue shirt and cap) is allowed on a boat called "Fidelity", as opposed to the trailing boat, "The Underaged Thai Whore".


Condi has diversified to the point where she can lie about her cup size. "C" my ass.


For once thinking quickly, the President throws an Orange-Blanket over Noelle Bush.


Illinois Republicans lock up the crazy vote.


"Memories, like the Corners of my mind..."


I don't care what your politics are, the birth of 'the Star Child' at a Kerry Rally in Kansas City last night is a bad sign for the Bush Administration.


After expressing shock and outrage upon finding out Bruce Springsteen is a liberal, long-time proclaimed fan, Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty states that he refuses to believe that St. Paul will be cold this winter.


"Mr. President, about Condi. Are they real?"

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