How NOT to Be Democrats

How moronic and patronizing can the National Socialist Review be?

Enough to write crap like this:

[I]t is time for Democrats to start the effort to bring their party back to the center, and a key element in this effort will be for some high-profile Democrat to pick a very public, very nasty fight with Michael Moore, and begin the process of expunging the Moore virus (symptom: rabid rhetoric) from the party's body politic.

I realize the Democrats aren't inclined to take advice from a guy like me. And I realize that Republicans will react to this advice by saying, "Shhhhh! What, do you want the Democrats to come out of the wilderness before 2024?" But this needs to be said, whether any Democrat will pick up this sword or not.

Golly, I thought we already had Joe Lieberman for that purpose?

Here's my advice to the NRO writing staff.

1. Stop gravy training off your batshit insane mothers. (Jonah).

2. Save up your meagre salary so you can afford to have a sexual experience. (K-Lo)

3. Attempt a personality transplant (Everybody) as well as dental work (O'Beirne)

4. Just give it up and have yourself some time as "the catcher" (Derbyshire)

5. Try Skinless Chicken (Podhoretz)

6. Try using your keyboard with two hands (Lowry)

7. Watch something besides Star Trek (Jonah again)