With that Collection of Giant Assholes I Hope they are Not Serving Burritos

Worst award's dinner since March 1945, National Socialist Party Lifetime Acheivement Awards, (the 'dolfs):

For one night only, it'll be spitballs and Swift Boats together on the same stage — a who's who of Sen. John Kerry bashing. The American Conservative Union on Thursday announced it has tapped Sen. Zell Miller, D-Ga., to present the "Courage Under Fire" award to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth at the Conservative Political Action Conference's Feb. 16 banquet.

And the ACU members wonder why they cannot get laid.