Brilliant!

I don't see how any rational person could not be excited about MANSQUITO!.

I hear it stars Chertoff!



Of course, it could be a sequel to MANDINGO?

The Middling Triumvirate (Attaturk, DeDurkheim and Champollion) would like to announce our pending script proposal to the SCI-FI channel:

MANATEE

Where the peaceful water dwellers of the Florida Keys, decide to turn the tables of the motorboaters and their propellers in an extremely graphic manner.

It will star Tara Reid and Denise Richards in wet t-shirts or bikini tops as a pair (a quad?) of marine biologists investigating the matter.

We haven't written the script yet, but obviously that is the least important thing about a Sci-Fi movie. I expect VIACOM's Six-Figure Check to arrive at the Rising Hegemon Office Complex (P.O. Box) by early next week.