The Social Security Plan

In desperation, as noted on blogs endorsed by, amongst others, DINO IRONBODY, it has been noted that a 9 year old boy has been enlisted to chat about how Social Security needs to be saved.

Why this morning, the tyke was interviewed by the owner of the world's cutest colon, Katie Couric. The interview ended when Katie Couric, believing she was still talking about the Michael Jackson trial embarrassingly stated that "pubescent boys rock!".

Yet it is Dan Rather that is supposed to retire!

Anyhoo, this needs to be combated by the left, with an equally effective method of arguing without making a substantive point. This is Attaturk's proposal:


This is a painting of Ruffles, the Gordon Setter Puppy. He says risky social security private account programs will lead his middle-aged owners to start eating his ALPO when they get older. Don't let this happen says Ruffles...and let me out or I'll pee on your rug.


This is "Mr. Jakes" the Springer Spaniel Puppy. He says that Bush's proposed Social Security reform is yet another, in a long line of Republican attempts to smear the legacy of FDR. It makes him want to go out there and rip a squirrel's face off. Although admittedly most things make him want to do that.


Molly McCoy the young St. Bernard is a strong supporter of Social Security, Medicare and slobbering.


Rickets, the Border Collie puppy, is opposed to Mr. Bush's plan to FIX Social Security. He is opposed to FIXING anything that works. Again, he wants to me restate his opposition to FIXING things that are working.


Mi nombre es Rico. Me oponen a la reforma propuesta de la Seguridad Social de presidente Bush porque es un esquema del ponzi. También, en realidad odio el taco Bell.


This is Miss Beazley. She would like to say, "Don't blame me, I just got here."