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From AmericaBlog

And from WorldNutDaily too --

Porn Star Mary Carey to Reveal What She’ll Wear to President Bush’s Dinner!

Mary Carey is different than the usual large Republican Donor in that she usually literally takes it up the ass, the mirror image of the figurative ass-fucking that a GOP donor provides. So she's also less of a hypocrite.

At least 5,000 people were expected to attend the $2,500-per-ticket dinner at the Washington Convention Center.

The House GOP dinner donors include adult film executive (Mark) Kulkis, who plans to take porn actress and former California gubernatorial candidate Carey, who says she will a fashion show and news conference to display her dinner outfit before the gala.

Republicans can whine and moan about Carey's immorality at the event. Afterward they will go home and furiously masturbate to such quality Mary Carey titles as:

Lick My Balls (2005) (V)
Tit Happens (2004) (V)
Being Ron Jeremy (2003)
Busty Dildo Lovers #4 (2003) (V)
Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2 (2003) (V)*
Thumpin Melons (2003) (V) (as Marey Carey)
Asses In the Air 4 (2002) (V)

All of which were reviewed in ten-minute increments, repeatedly, by Michael Medved.


*Granted, the fifteen minutes or so that I was able to devote to seeing this, indicates it was well done, but Attaturk preferred the original Sergei Eisenstein Лесбосские Большие Груди Имея Секс to the sequel.