A-Hole Porter

(To "I get a Kick out of You")


I no longer enjoy the campaign

Protesting moms do not thrill me at all

But I tell you 'tis certainly true

That I get a kick, killing you





Some like the scandal of Plame

I’m sure if I made even one tiny flip

It would keep FoxNews from feelin' blue

But I'd rather be killing you





I get a kick every time I see our success in the Green Zone

I get a kick though it’s clear to see, you might rather go home




I once got a kick from cocaine

Blowing my mind with some gal who could buy

But now I have not one fucking clue

Still I get a kick, killing you