Sort of an appropriate analogy.

Wealthy donor hosting $2 Million BBQ on one side, crazy gun nut on the other of Rancho de Coo-Coo Bananas.

Sing it Mr. Rogers

"There are lots of crazy cretins in Chimp's Neighborhood"

A man fired a shotgun into the air as about 60 anti-war protesters held a religious service on the road to President Bush’s ranch.

Sheriff’s deputies and Secret Service agents in the area of the demonstration site Sunday rushed to the home of Larry Mattlage after the shots were fired but did not arrest him.

“I ain’t threatening nobody, and I ain’t pointing a gun at nobody,” Mattlage said. “This is Texas.”

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Mattlage said he was sympathetic toward the demonstrators at first, but they have blocked roads in the area and caused traffic problems.

He said he fired his gun in preparation for dove-hunting season but when asked if he had another motive, he said, “Figure it out for yourself.”