Your future Presidentress in Action...

I'm generally not GAWKER, I don't even report on my own sordid activities. Granted, that is because I don't have any, but you get the idea.

Nevertheless, some things are too good to pass up. Dear Leader's daughter Jenna is topping her father in the vacation department, as it appears that in the last year she's spent only a half-hour in 2005 working...but 437 hours "workin' it". From AmericaBlog:

First daughter party girl Jenna Bush was spotted last Saturday night at Zucchabar in DC, only a hop, skip and a jump from AMERICAblog world headquarters (well, when we're not in exile in Europe).

Jenna was quite noticeable, our source tells us, because she was "straddling and dry-humping her boyfriend (or acquaintance) who was seated on one of the sofas." A young punk guy then went up and asked Jenna to dance. Jenna's dry-humping buddy reportedly told the punker: "hey dude, are you trying to ask a Bush daughter to dance or something?!" (Now that's a discrete friend.) Later on, punk guy was out dancing and Jenna came up and started pretending to dance with him, apparently to make fun of him.

While 20 Ohio kids were dying in Iraq, Dear Leader's daughter is doing a "Peggy Noonan" on young Republican poseurs. Sweet.