It's like a really...really bad porn movie

It's from the Moonie Times (via Kos), so by Freeper definition it simply MUST be true!

The sources said Mr. Bush maintains daily contact with only four people: first lady Laura Bush, his mother, Barbara Bush, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Undersecretary of State Karen Hughes. The sources also say that Mr. Bush has stopped talking with his father, except on family occasions.

That is from the subscribers only link.

It's early in the morning and my snark button isn't fully working yet (don't worry there will be a skit eventually), but what is more bizarre, this story, or that the Washington Times has an "exclusive" section for subscribers? I mean, some subscribers get wacky phones or fleece pullovers, Moonie Times subscribers get this, a free mass wedding to a mystery partner (explains how Tony Blankley could ever get laid) and an autograph picture of tax-evading Jeebus!