Bush & Jack BFF

Well Hegemonians, its been a long-time since I've solicited a photoshop or two, but there is something that may demand more than Atta J. Turk's AWESOME MS Paint skillz.

The Washingtonian reports it has 5 pictures of Bush with Jack Abramoff. These pictures should be enough to give Scotty the vapors (actually MORE of the vapors). Since it may be a while before we actually see these pictures, I believe a simulation of events may be required.

Particularly graphic pictures may have to be reserved for RH-After Dark.

Feel free to email your submissions to me if you so choose, proper credit will be given of course.

Thanks

UPDATE:

Time Magazine joins in on the fun, while trying to provide a feeble out.