What I'll be doing

I thought about live blogging the State of the Union tonight, but really, it's not like I'm getting paid to do this. As much as I love snark and contributing, that's just too much. Fuck King George and all his works.

Instead I'll turn on the DVD Player and watch "The Aristocrats" again. Sara Silverman's disturbing fake family story, and its conclusion about Joe Franklin are disturbing comedy at its highest art form -- and Bob Sagat is one sick bastard.

By the way, did someone mention the Aristocrats?

Oh, that's right I did -- from July 2005 (how did the Koufax Awards miss this one?):


"You have to hire us, we have this incredible ACT!!!"


First, the father manages to do some amazing things with with lips...

and then...


He and his wife get naked...


There is much scatological stuff but some other obscenities...


...and this guy gives it to us coming...and going...and twice in the ass...

"Sexual release"

And then, the next generation gets involved...


Somebody gets "loved, long time"


Somebody pretty much gets it on with a vegetable...


And somebody makes YOU get it on with a vegetable...


And then eats it...with your stuff all over it...


And the dog, don't forget what happens with the dog!


And then there are SISTERS!


And then there are other sexual acts that will blow your mind...



WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?



"THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"