Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Maginot Panty Lines

The General was kind enough to inform me, a mere Frenchman, that he and I are the featured reviewers of Fred Barnes Onanistic Novel "Rebel in Chief" at Amazon.com. I appreciate the advanced notice, my forebears were not in the habit of giving the French a warning shot.

Mr. Barnes was on the Daily Show indicating that even he knows he has written the conservative equivalent of "Lady Chatterley's Lover". Such are the poles it will raise; such is the moistness growing in K-Lo's Lane Bryant two-ply panties over the work (when it comes to conservative literature K-Lo is like an eco-oil tanker, double hulled). There hasn't been this kind of raw conservative sexual excess since Peggy Noonan dry-humped Reagan's casket.


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