Well, they've discovered your typical FoxNews viewer

Hopefully no longer eligible for Hannidate:

CINCINNATI - The mummified body of a woman who didn't want to be buried was found in a chair in front of her television set 2 1/2 years after her death, authorities said.

Okay that's disturbing.

I know many of today's entries are kind of macabre.

But at least I'm not putting up pictures of the one-eyed kitten.