Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Vanity

Is really the whole point for staying in Iraq now -- Saving Bush's Privates (please keep your filthy consonants away from this phrase).

The BBC is reporting that Bush will give his E-S-C-A-L-A-T-I-O-N plan in the middle of next week (if all the present former Presidents remain standing):

Its central theme will be sacrifice.

The speech, the BBC has been told, involves increasing troop numbers.

The exact mission of the extra troops in Iraq is still under discussion, according to officials, but it is likely to focus on providing security rather than training Iraqi forces.

The proposal, if it comes, will be highly controversial.

Already one senior Republican senator has called it Alice in Wonderland.


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