Rising Hegemon
A Georgia man bit off more than he could chew -- literally -- when he dislocated his jaw while trying to eat a super-sized sandwich.
Chad Ettmueller, a structured settlement broker in Cumming, Ga., suffered a locked jaw for 14 hours after biting into a double meat, double cheese sandwich...
But rather than sue, he is satisfied with the sandwich being renamed in his honor.
Poor Jackie Chiles, he keeps representing these kind of guys.
6 comments:
Gee, why didn't someone think of a similiar way to honor all the victims of 9/11, the victims of the latest mine disaster, the victims of Columbine?
Think of the lawsuits renaming an event might avoid!
Funny,(not) my brain can't think of an appropriate moniker.
You said a mouthful, Attaturk!
The new standard for wretched excess: "Ah think ah'll have one o' them Ettmuellers."
This actually happened to me once.
I yawned, and the jaw stuck.
With my jaw still stuck open, the doctor in the emergency room asked me "How did this happen?"
I couldn't answer because, you know, MY JAW WAS STUCK OPEN.
Droopy Orange Dog Boner swallows.
the dentist did it to my aunt after emergency tooth removal. he fixed it.
unfortunately he was fixed instead of left to starve to death.
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