More man-on-dog Republicanism

Whether it be mules, box-turtles, or man's "best friend" Republicans are sure the rest of you want to touch the naughty parts as much as they do.

And this obsession has started to flower into dementia in other areas, for example, Mike Huckabee has made his stock in trade by being a pleasant fellow that is relatively sane as long as he's compared the Republican standing next to him. But, as always, its a sad facade.

Say, Mike, put down the doughnut and tell us what you think about same-sex couples adopting:

"Children are not puppies"

That's nice Mike, but don't tell it to me, tell it to David Vitter, he's wearing the dog collar.

But taking Huckabee's "logic", such as it is, on it's own right-wing terms I believe that James Dobson can tell you the distinction.

Dogs you beat, as much as possible.

Children, you take in the shower and you show them your manly package.

It's all very clear now -- and the rest of us we can settle this whole problem with a blanket restraining order.

[Cross-posted at Firedoglake]