Tuesday, April 06, 2010

Who knew television could be so creative?

Uh, never mind:

USA Network, looking to continue its momentum as the most watched cable entertainment channel, announced a slate of new pilot scripts in its pipeline...

-- “Stick” is the story of an professional hockey player who has a penchant for fighting and decides to use his enforcer qualities to help those who can’t get justice from the law.


Perps will get 5 minutes in the penalty box.

5 comments:

just john said...

I'd prefer Paddle -- same thing, except with a table tennis champ.

Major Woody said...

How about Jockey: a former supermodel jockey who uses her riding crop to spank evil-doers. C'mon, you'd watch it.

DanF said...

It's sure to contain such action-packed lines like:

You're skating on thin ice, pal!

Move! Move! Clear the puck! Clear the Puck!

First I deke 'em, then give 'em a slap shot to the head.


No. That won't get old fast.

Athenawise said...

And, he has a buddy who's a dentist.

pansypoo said...

man i hate teevee.