Rising Hegemon
You may remember, whether you'd like to or not, the story of Andrew Shirvell the assistant Michigan AG who decided to spend his free (and other) time stalking, abusing, and harassing a gay University of Michigan student. Well, Mr. Shirvell has finally been fired.
So now he can devote more time to being an asshole. Roger Ailes be must phoning, texting, faxing, and emailing his tiny, overworked, little heart out to add him as a FoxNews All-Star.
So we better keep him busy.
Perhaps he could be hired as a ballot counter in Alaska and proclaim "Murkowski" is the Inuit word for "Lizard People"? (RH readers may have heard this joke recently).
Maybe he can travel the globe and declare whose Jesus is bigger than another's Jesus (America ironically ineligible through Act of God).
He's young enough to enlist in the military, and pathetically able to serve openly while being an asshole.
Or course the Taliban (non-American branch) is hiring.
[cross-posted at Firedoglake]
3 comments:
Thomas said he [Shirvell] is shocked and confused...
I object. Thomas, Shirvell's attorney, is misconstruing pig-ignorant and psychotic with shocked and confused.
I caught Jason Jone's interview with Shirvell on the Daily Show and couldn't believe that such a vindictive, obsessed asswipe was employed in the attorney's general office while harassing citizens.
Finally, a story of justice involving wingnut world. When will they fire Jonah Goldberg for harassing and stalking humanity?
Any word on if Shirvell blogged as Olives and Arrows?
Don't think so, jimmiraybob. Our pet troll OnAn claims dual citizenship with the United States and Canada (ssneaking up for health care, then slinking back). Shirvell has dual citizenship in the United States and Uranus.
karma is a bitch.
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