Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Yes, this is EXACTLY the way Doritos work

They transform day into night and turn you into a size 2!


And what is sexier than Dorito Breath?


...oh, yes, we have a wide-variety of oft-salmonella free Pringle and Dorito flavors in this world.

Still no cure for cancer.

7 comments:

StonyPillow said...

"Come down and eat chicken with me, beautiful. It's soooo dark."

We are the damned.

Barbara said...

They have captured the fantasies of the country: lots of government services but no taxes; lots of fattening foods, but skinny bods. Sigh.

Montag said...

I still recall a European woman on her first visit to the U.S., walking around in a typical big-box store, marvelling at the variety of stuff on the shelves, and while her fingers traced the edges of some hardshell plastic packaging, looked at me and said, "but, it's all junk...."

Whether food or consumer goods, most of it is junk.

pansypoo said...

indeed. in denmark i had bread + red wine. no chips. no soda. it was awesome.

Olives and Arrows said...

Whether food or consumer goods, most of it is junk.

Not true, you only see things that way because of your extreme level of anti-Americanism. It doesn't matter what it is or how good the US is at most things, people like you and your Euroweenie friend will always see things that way.

Borderline and Narcissist said...

Can I get a party-size bag of American Exceptionalis...er, powdered cheeseburger flavor on GMO cornchips?

Extra dollop of artificial color and flavor.

Hold the carcinogens.

Anonymous said...

The great O & A has pronounced his predictable, well honed,rhetorical rot and left to go have the latest brilliant burgerking pizza burger, 2,300 calories.
He will return with a new supply of methane gas, finely honed farts.
vox